Allow me to narrate my life for you.

Try to keep up.
WATER OFF A DUCK’S BACK.

WATER OFF A DUCK’S BACK.

mama-bird:

let’s invent a game called “infomercial”

when someone yells “infomercial” at you, you have to completely fuck up whatever you’re doing in a hilarious and melodramatic way

(via thepandabaker)

Susan Sarandon for New York Moves (November 2012)

(Source: doinels, via amikae)